kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

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i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth

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phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

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